1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing, and comedic

1. REFERENCE INTENT Preserve ONLY the visual style, format, pacing, and comedic rhythm of the source: Pixar/Disney-grade 3D stylized animation, bright daylight, hypertrophied cartoon emotions, the "photo-shoot sabotage" escalation gag built on a repeating edit motif (snap zoom → freeze-frame → camera-flash pop → cut back to medium). Preserve the four-beat comedic escalation structure and the pu...