Champagne Platypus (@champagne-platypus)

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, centered — a comical anthropomorph...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, figure centered in the frame. A ki...

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Storyboard: Банан и Золото — СНГ-версия

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Time-jump title card flash. Camera reveals decrepit apartment. Slow pan from crying golden old woman up to muscular Son looming above her...

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Slow motion approach of old beggar. Both stop and stare. Camera cuts between young face and old face in rapid succession. Long silent bea...

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Slow zoom in on Banana man as he painfully tears off a piece of his own banana head and hands it to Cauliflower. She eats it. Sudden flas...

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Wide shot of dirty street, camera slowly pushes in on sitting Banana. People's feet walk past in foreground. Close up of his sad face and...

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Door slams open, camera shakes. Eggplant Landlord stomps in aggressively then freezes when he sees the golden woman. Camera zooms into hi...

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Fast aggressive motion — Eggplant snatches banana piece, Banana reaches out helplessly. Flash of gold transformation. Camera pulls back t...

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Triumphant reveal — camera swings around to show the new jewelry store sign. Son spreads his arms wide. Crowd cheers. Sunlight gleams. Up...

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Hospital establishing shot, then cut to close-up of golden baby with banana head. Eggplant slams fist on bed frame. Camera cuts between h...

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Low angle shot looking up at Son with chainsaw. Chainsaw revs loudly. He takes one step toward the door. Close up of his cold dead eyes. ...

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Camera on Banana's dejected face, then slow pan to the closed door with two golden figures behind it. Door slams shut. Banana slides down...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Run-down Soviet hospital maternity ward. Peeling paint, old equipment. Golden Cauliflower lying in bed holding a ne...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Same Soviet apartment, door suddenly bursts open. Massive eggplant-headed landlord fills the doorway, gold chain sw...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Dark hallway outside apartment door. Muscular Banana Son stands holding a roaring chainsaw, staring at the closed d...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Cramped dirty Soviet-era apartment interior, peeling wallpaper, single dim lightbulb. Skinny Banana man standing at...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Same sunny street in front of the jewelry store. An old, frail, ragged Banana beggar (the original Banana man, now ...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Dim hallway of a crumbling Soviet apartment block. Golden Cauliflower and golden Eggplant stand at the door, arms c...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Same Soviet apartment, now 67 years later — label '67 лет спустя' on screen. Muscular young Banana Son in streetwea...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Chaotic apartment scene. Eggplant landlord is grabbing the remaining piece of banana from Banana man's head. Banana...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Gritty CIS city street — cracked pavement, Soviet apartment blocks, stray dogs in background. Banana man sits on th...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Bright sunny street in a CIS city. Muscular Banana Son stands proudly in front of a new shiny jewelry store called ...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, figure centered with a lavish sett...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, figure centered on a grey rain-dam...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright and centered — a muscular anthropom...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Full-length view, the entire figure visible from head to feet, standing upright, centered — an adult humanoid banan...

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Storyboard: Сосисочная Трагедия — СНГ версия

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Slow pan from the man sharpening a stick to the three sausage family watching with wide worried eyes. Camera slowly zooms in on the sausa...

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Storyboard: Сосисочный геймер — СНГ версия

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Dynamic low-angle shot of the fire with Papa and Mama on sticks above. Camera slowly rises to reveal their agonized faces against the dar...

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Slow dramatic push-in on Papa's face inside the bun. His tiny arm weakly reaches out. Camera tilts to show Mama being placed next to him....

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Over-the-shoulder shot of Vasya showing phone to mom, cut to mom's skeptical face, warm morning kitchen light, slow zoom into phone scree...

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Triumphant slow-motion spin of Vasya in his ridiculous Doshirak noodle tracksuit, thumbs up pose, sparkle effects, dramatic music sting, ...

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Dramatic slow-motion close-up of the man taking a massive satisfied bite. Camera zooms in on his chewing face. Cut to wide shot — just a ...

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Fast handheld camera follows Mama being lifted up. Cut to Son on the ground looking up, perspective from below making the hand look enorm...

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Slow-motion close-up of the stick going through Papa. His face morphs from shock to anguish. Camera shakes slightly. Cut to his tiny hand...

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Cinematic wide shot — Son alone on the log, tiny silhouette against the sunset. Slow zoom in on his face as tears fall. His tiny hand rea...

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Camera zooms in fast from behind Vasya aggressively clicking mouse, then whip pans to worried mom standing at door, dramatic RGB lighting...

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Fast dramatic zoom — the giant hand SLAMS down and grabs Papa in one swift motion. Quick cut to Mama and Son screaming and grabbing each ...

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Tracking shot following mom and Vasya walking through grocery store aisle, Vasya dragging his feet dramatically, fluorescent store lighti...

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Slow romantic zoom into Vasya's face glowing from monitor light, heart emojis floating around, Discord call UI visible on screen, soft dr...

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Close-up of Vasya's face as he barks into microphone, chips flying everywhere, RGB lights pulsing, dramatic zoom out to show messy room ...

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Storyboard: Яблоко: Месть и Трансформация

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Кухня в советском стиле: клетчатая скатерть, советские чашки, окно с тюлем. Утро. Вася ест гречку и показывает маме...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Советский супермаркет «Магнит» или «Пятёрочка». Мама и Вася идут вдоль полок с едой. Вася в спортивках с тремя поло...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Захламлённая комната геймера в стиле СНГ: советская мебель, RGB-подсветка, горы энергетиков и чипсов, постеры аниме...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Комната Васи, дневной свет. Вася стоит перед зеркалом в ярком спортивном костюме с принтом лапши «Доширак» по всему...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Комната Васи, ночь, RGB-свет. Вася в наушниках с заячьими ушами, ест чипсы Lay's и громко говорит в микрофон. На эк...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Ночная комната, темно, только свет монитора. Вася в пушистом синем халате сидит перед экраном с Discord-видеозвонко...

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Art style: 3D Pixar. Papa and Mama sausages impaled on sticks over the open campfire flames. Their skin blistering and getting grill mar...

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Low angle hero shot of muscular Apple towering over kneeling Banana, dramatic lighting. Close-up of her desperate face kissing his foot, ...

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Confident strut shot of muscular Apple from low angle making him look huge, girls reacting in background, then cut to sad dejected Banana...

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Romantic soft focus shot of Banana on Strawberry's chest, then sudden comedic zoom-in as green gas cloud appears with exaggerated effect,...

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Close-up on Banana wife's furious face, camera shakes with her aggressive movement as she grabs and shakes Apple husband, quick cuts to h...

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Wide shot of Apple being thrown out the door, tumbling dramatically down brick steps in slow motion, then crash landing on the ground, ca...

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Slow dolly-in on Apple standing in the rain, tears and raindrops mixing on his face, then sudden push-in as his expression hardens with d...

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Fast-cut montage sequence: dumbbell curls close-up on straining face, push-ups with sweat drops flying, extreme close-up of muscles growi...