Authentic early-2000s camcorder footage, no date or time stamp, evening in a warm Mediterranean country. Soft, gentle tones, slightly grainy MiniDV/VHS look. In front of an elegant upscale Italian restaurant, Salvador Dalí stands as a refined restaurant doorman at the entrance, holding a leash with a realistic Rottweiler sitting calmly beside him. To the right of the entrance is a small inflatable children’s pool; inside sits a skinny bearded man wearing an open shirt, gold chain, and sunglasses, painting the exterior wall green with a paint roller. Nearby, an authentic cowboy stands beside his horse, having dismounted, holding the horse by the halter. Surreal but filmed like a completely real, accidental street scene, natural lighting, cinematic, highly detailed, 4:3 camcorder aesthetic.
